Voting No? Prepare for more positive scaremongering
MOAN isn’t convinced by Firstminster Salmond’s scaremongering expansion strategy. She believes trying to stay positive too early could have a devastating effect on the Neverendum’s chances. By Moan...
View ArticleForth crossing name to be announced in honour of Firstminster’s five pensions
It’s unnecessary, it’s overly costly, it’s been hailed as a success for ‘competent’ SNP government and now it’s to be named in honour of the Firstminster and his five pensions. AhDinnaeKen takes a look...
View ArticleFirstminster Salmond to go where he likes in an Independent Skintland
Normal rules will not apply to Firstminster Salmond in an independent Skintland it has been claimed, following an alleged security and protocol breach at a school in Aberdeenshire recently. “I’ve...
View ArticleSalmond’s bleating heart is on the pulse of Project Feartie
JOURNALISM, in its highest idealistic form, is supposed to be about holding those in power to account, telling stories someone somewhere doesn’t want told and bringing light to areas of public...
View ArticleRoyal Salmond gives birth to baby lie
“It’s a lie!” the sovereign people of a socially just Skintland cried oot at the latest publication to be given birth to by the ‘economically levered’ one. “Integrity gives birth to ideas. Nationalism...
View ArticleSupermarket puts political mental patient costume on sale
BASDA basks in the limelight after proud claims that a fancy dress costume for sale on its website stigmatises political health problems. How scary’s that? BASDA are proud of their scariest costume in...
View ArticleA tribute to SuperSalm – superhero of the Nationalist class
Poor wee Skintland. Not only is it rich in natural resource, as we found out last week, it is also rich in Superheroes. AhDinnaeKen investigates: Superheroes give us hope for the future. Thanks to...
View ArticleMoan McVulpine: How SuperSalmond demonstrated the future of things to come
MOAN reckons Firstminster SuperSalm singlehandedly saved Skintland and Grangemouth in one fell swoop. By Moan McVulpine – Putting the myth into mythologising THEY DIDN’T bend over backwards and let...
View ArticleMoan McVulpine: A land fit for heroes and Nationalists
MOAN SAYS that Bullingdon toff David Cameron’s planned celebrations of the Great War will help the Nationalists in their Quest for Grievance. By Moan McVulpine – putting the grief in grievance SCOTLAND...
View ArticleWhy #IndyRef is a bore in seven quotes.
FOLLOWING THE events of the recent week or so in the indyref debate, AhDinnaeKen presents some highly selective quotes chosen at random which sum up, in anticipation, this editor’s creeping torpor and...
View ArticleSalmond, Marr and the Charge of the Indy Light Brigade
Who is going to take the blame for the Firstminster’s poor recent showing on the Marr show? The BBC by the looks of it. AhDinnaeKen investigates: “Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why,...
View ArticleCurrency: Asset or assethole? You decide!
FIRSTMINSTER Salmond and, by definition, the Nationalists, consistently refer to currency as an “asset”. They argue that the sterling currency is as much an asset of Scotland’s as it is of England’s...
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